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A few nights ago I had a dream about 4 fried fish. As everyone knows, fish in dreams heralds a pregnancy. The night before last I had a dream that I'd given birth to a shining white baby girl. Yesterday, I was nauseous after smelling some chicken, and stayed that way till hubby removed the offending poultry from my presence. And now that I think about it, I was nauseous the day before, too.

So, it's like this. My period ended last night, and immaculate conceptions died out 2 thousand years ago, as previously mentioned on this blog. How, then, am I going to get pregnant? Screw that, I'm not trying to get pregnant! But accidents have been known to happen. I'll have to make sure and continue to keep hubby at a distance.