Whyyyyyyyy???!!!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Last night...well, no, this morning after dawn (I was still sleeping) I had a dream that I'd given birth to twins. Girls. Aisha and Aminah. They were born April 21 and I remember distinctly telling someone that they were born 6 weeks early.

Why is this happening to me?!?! I just asked hubby if he were plotting anything. He said no, but he had a smirk on his face and he left the room in a hurry, saying he left the water running.

Constant vigilance is in order!

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A few nights ago I had a dream about 4 fried fish. As everyone knows, fish in dreams heralds a pregnancy. The night before last I had a dream that I'd given birth to a shining white baby girl. Yesterday, I was nauseous after smelling some chicken, and stayed that way till hubby removed the offending poultry from my presence. And now that I think about it, I was nauseous the day before, too.

So, it's like this. My period ended last night, and immaculate conceptions died out 2 thousand years ago, as previously mentioned on this blog. How, then, am I going to get pregnant? Screw that, I'm not trying to get pregnant! But accidents have been known to happen. I'll have to make sure and continue to keep hubby at a distance.

Well, Golly

Yup, my period came a few hours after that last post. Amazing. Henceforth, if I'm late I'll just post about it and bring on my little red plague.

Last Menstrual Period: September 13, 2008

Fasting

My period is late again. it's probably because I've been fasting. By the time I break my fast I don't feel like eating much and I know I'm taking in a fraction of the water I used to drink. My body is probably struggling to normalize itself. Hell, my period might not even come this month.

Wow. As I wrote that last sentence I started some mild cramping. I guess I can expect it in a day or two...maybe tonight at the earliest.